When it comes to sex and sexuality I am not someone who likes to "yuck" someones "yum", but I think we can all agree that there is some funky sex stuff out there. Particularly when it comes to the Japanese. Yes, I am aware that I have 1/2 Japanese. The stuff I'm talking about is different from their apparent used panty fetish. Side note: one of my sisters had all of her underwear (including her "period undies" stolen from a laundry facility) when she lived in Japan.
I recently stumbled upon an online Japanese sex toy store, and was temporarily rendered speechless at their offerings.
Here are just a few (don't tell me I didn't warn you):
- We all remember our first time. And this deluxe onahole has been designed to create the sensation of deflowering a virgin. The realistic Virgin Meiki Aoi Chihiro comes with a hymen and red vaginal passage, as well as hips for gripping.
The red lotion inside re-creates the sensation of blood seeping out after penetration. And if you're feeling in the mood for some flexible anal action, Aoi has a second hole just for you. Have the perfect first-time experience over and over again with tender Aoi Chihiro.
The Virgin Meiki Aoi Chihiro features:
- Meiki onahole with hips
- Hole has pseudo-hymen and virginal passage, including blood-style lotion
- Also includes anal hole
- Japanese school girls do a lot of sports at school. They run, they giggle, they sweat. Imagine their underwear, graced with the perspiration and odors of their virgin bodies…Yes, the makers of the popular Used Panties series of simulation goods have now released the Japanese Sports Student Bloomers, a large pair of panties seemingly stolen fresh from the girls' locker room! The vacuum-sealed set contains a sexy postcard to help get you in the mood and you will definitely appreciate the sweet fragrance that every unique pair imbues…
- The Sports Student Used Panties Bloomers features:
- Real panties simulating the feel and smell of being worn
- "Bloomers"-style sports panties type
- Contains sexy postcard
- Package size: 15.5 x 21 x 3.3cm (6.1 x 8.3 x 3.3")
- Vacuum-sealed for hygiene
- *Please note that this item cannot be returned*
- Do you drink from the yellow fountain? Do you want her golden stream tumbling down onto your body? Fans of golden showers can now lube themselves up with a great substitute for when you just don't have a real girl to do it for you, or for those times when she just won't play along.
The Mao Golden Shower Oshikko Lotion is a full bottle of pee-style lubricant that will get everything wet as a lube should, but with the smell and color of a young girl's you-know-what...Not only does this look like the real thing but the texture is stunning too. Shake the bottle and there are even bubbles just like you'd expect!
The Mao Golden Shower Oshikko Lotion features:
- Pee-style lubricant
- Color and smell like young girl's urine (oshikko)
- Volume: 360ml
- Bottle size: about 11.5 x 6.5 x 6.5cm (4.5 x 2.6 x 2.6")
- In Japanese "shakuhachi" means fellatio, deriving from the traditional bamboo flute of the same name. So you can imagine what it feels like to have your instrument played by a local lady. Put on some of this Shakuhachi Spray and she will be very keen to go down and deep on you, over and over again.
Made from a mixture of cheese, potato, kiwifruit and other delicious and natural ingredients, she will find your member tastier than ever. Some girls (okay, many girls) find the smell of a penis rather off-putting but with a spray like this she will be gasping for more, sucking harder ("shaburu") and harder.
The Shakuhachi Blow Job Spray features:
- Deep throat oral sex spray
- Spray onto penis for better mutual oral sex experience
- Length: 7.3cm (2.9")
- It might not be made by the space agency but the Nasa Scope is still pretty hi-tech, and a fantastic way to view your own sperm or any other juices you or your partner produce! Use the various lens to get a maximum magnification of 1200 times and REALLY get to know how your body works.
This set includes not only the powerful yet novice-friendly microscope, but also samples for you to test out your scientific skills before you get more personal. There are also slides, filters, a dropper and a spatula included. This has been especially produced for all those curious guys and gals out there, so don't feel squeamish or embarrassed about putting your intimate liquids right under the microscope!
The Nasa Scope features:
- Includes: samples (fat, sea salt, shrimp eggs, eosin), slides x 4, color filter, pin set, prepared slide x 2, dropper, spatula, surgical knife
- Size: 20 x 6 x 10cm (7.9 x 2.4 x 3.9")
- Weight: 600g (21.2 oz)
- Giving off that unforgettable pungent odor of soap and youthful sweat combined deliciously together, the Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray will bring all kinds of new smells and experiences. Spray some onto your love doll's clothing or body for unbeatable verisimilitude and to enhance your hormonal desires. Though originally designed with love dolls in mind, there is of course nothing to stop you using the aroma spray to add extra realism to your favorite onaholes, used panties or other toys and items.
The Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray features:
- Can be used on love dolls and other adult toys
- Size: 2.7 x 11.5cm (1.2 x 4.5")
- 30ml (1 fl oz)