I admit it that I really love breasts! Actually, if you are one of my friends, then I have very likely copped a feel or two or four. I'm not sure where it comes from really, but I'm fairly certain some therapist would have a field day with me as their client.
I developed early and while I was still in grade school. I remember the kids snapping my training bra on many occasions. The grew steadily until my mid 20's and then they exploded into the size they are now. I find that I tend to touch my breasts quite a lot. Maybe it's similar to the way men adjust their ball sack. While I would love to have pert and perky b cups, that is just not in the cards for me. I decided long ago that getting a breast reduction is not the right choice for me. My breasts are full and dense. More than a few doctors have told me that detecting breast cancer in me will be challenging because of their denseness. Not exactly the type of thing you want to hear from your doctor.
Thinking about them, I guess my own breasts are more like a shelf that I can rest things on. Also, living with large breasts also makes for a very hot life, and I'm not talking about the "I'm so hot and sexy" kinda thing. My body temperature runs hot. I overheat very easily, and when I do, my secret is to place a frozen compress under my breasts to cool me down. It's not ideal, it's definitely not sexy, but it works for me.
Remember how I once told you in an older blog post that I tend to "goose" people pretty indiscriminately? Well, it's also the case for boob touching. Totally inappropriate, right? Funny how I can instinctively tell who I can boob touch and who I would never even try to boob touch. It might take me awhile to get to know you before I strike, but more often it is pretty soon after meeting you for the first time. I'm kind of a touchy person to begin with, but something compels me to continually touch my friend's boobs. Believe me, it's not a sexual thing; it's more of a bonding thing.
In all my years of boob touching, I have only felt a few that were physician enhanced. Fake
boobs can either be done very, very well, or very, very bad. I'm not a fan of the unnatural cantaloupes on your chest kind of look. I know that many people gravitate to this look, but it's not a look either myself or my hands find attractive. Here's a hint for those of you who might not be able to tell if the person you are with has had breast implants--if her boobs stick straight up when she is lying on her back, chances are high they are implants. For most women, lying on our backs tends to spread our breast tissue out and away from our sternum.
This past week, my female friend commented that I'm a little like Dr. Cooper from the show "Nurse Jackie". On the show, Dr. Cooper has a nervous Tourette style inclination to touch the boobs of the woman he is speaking with. His issue is more anxiety based. I'm just a goosing and boob touching fool!
In case you aren't familiar with "Nurse Jackie", check out this video. You can see more by following this link.
And to all my beautiful friends who allow me to goose or boob grab them, thank you from the bottom of my perverted little heart! I'll grab ya soon enough.