I got a really bizarre facebook message the other day. It occurred to me that this could be a "teachable moment" for some.
Regardless of whatever sexuality and gender you are interested in, I'm just going to say that you should never approach someone you are hoping to get to know in this manner. Human behavior is never 100% predictable, but I can pretty much guarantee that this type of approach is going to be seen as pretty odd, laughable, and generally douchebag behavior.
Have a look for yourself:
"wow........i am certainly speechless....what manner of beauty bestowed on one person. You must have been created on God's resting day.
The name is Mr. Douchebag. i was looking perusing through a list of profiles when i found yours. i looked at it carefully and found out that we have lots in common, especially in the area of smiling like no one is watching, as ur picture suggested that. That is a very sexy picture u have there. it reminds me of the likes of the duchess of castle bridge, lady Jane who was made queen of England cos of her charming beauty, most catching enough she was a maid to the former queen Anna Boleyn when King Henry sited her in court (British History...tell u more later)lol. Hope u don't mind my humorous comparatives as i couldn't think of a better comparative than this.hehe. They were all damn beautiful.
what do u say dear??? we could get to know each other more and better...would u like that?.....chuckling."
Ummm...eww! Also, no one I know under the age of say 50 has ever called me "dear".
I think you are creepy and weird, and wonder how many other women you have sent this exact message to. Seriously man, has this ever worked for you?!
However, it did give me and my husband a very hearty laugh so, for that, I thank you!
