These luxury sex toys are high on my lust list. That means I want them....bad! How bad you ask? Well, not bad enough that I will have sex with you.
If you are a retailer, I would happily blog/tweet/facebook about how wonderfully luxurious and awesome your product is (but remember that it has to BE good in order for me to give it a good review). I really don't see that being a problem though, since I'm a trained expert in what makes a good sex toy, and I've been lusting after these yummy toys for quite some time!
If you are a fan, well, that is a bit more complicated. I doubt you would send me a luxury toy just knowing that you are making a pervy gal like me endlessly happy while building up a lot of good, clean, sex-positive karma. And since I already mentioned that I will not have sex with you, well, it's just not gonna happen. If you want to consider a trade for a coaching session then please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org and we can discuss the potential possibility.
Now, on to my sex toy lust list!
For as long as I can remember I have had exquisitely expensive taste. Maybe it's a product of growing up on the North Shore of Chicago, or maybe it's just in my DNA. Lusting after sex toys is really no different from lusting after a beautiful piece of jewelry. When I see it, my mouth starts to salivate and I begin to imagine all the wonderful ways I could use it in my everyday life. I obsess about it, and think of just how much better my life would BE if I had this sex toy!
When it comes to luxury sex toys, Jimmyjane is at the forefront. I remember hearing years ago about how the owners of this boutique adult toy retailer secured venture capital funding. Seriously, isn't that brilliant? And there products....ooooooo they make me swoon!
They have a product called "ultimate member limited" and it is a collection of 6 of their famous little chrome vibrators displayed as pop art. At $1650, the price tag is high, but there are only 1500 of them in existence, so I could see how it is totally worth it.
I have also been lusting after there "little steel" vibrator. It is elegant and beautiful to look at and made of brushed steel. Jimmyjane is also offering it at a reduced price of $150 (down from $195) for a limited time. I want it!
When it comes to visually stunning websites, Coco De Mer is one of my absolute favorites! They carry 2 different versions of "vaginal egg sets" that are visually stunning as well as being completely useful for tightening your pelvic floor. The Shiri Zinn ($450) set as well as the Stone Love ($120) egg sets come in 3 different sizes. The idea is that you begin with the largest egg and as you become better at controlling your muscles, you switch down to the smaller size eggs. I don't care if you think it's strange, I just want them!
Blowfish.com is a local San Francisco company that sells some amazing looking luxury toys. The Barbarella Silicone Dildo has me intrigued! I'm a sucker for anything with glitter in it, and the $170 glitter gold dildo also has a g-spot pressure feature that I want to try out!
Good Vibrations will always be near and dear to my heart! I'm absolutely thrilled to be associated with them, and think they have the best sex-positive and totally non-creepy stores in the world! They also carry some totally kick-ass luxury toy lines. Lelo makes a particular toy called the Yva Rechargeable Vibrator that I covet. It really is beautiful and made out of high grade steel or 18k gold plate. Yes, it's expensive at $1300, but I'm worth it!
Blissconnection.com is an on-line sex toy retailer run by my newly introduced friend, Chrystal Bougon. Chrystal is amazing and has a totally female friendly online store! Chrystal also hosts rockstar worthy pleasure parties as well as having a weekly online radio show....since you are already online anyway, listen to her and learn something! Blissconnection.com also carries products by Lelo, and I'm particularly fond of the Gold Lelo Olga. This product is $1500, but it is truly a objet d'art!
Catherine Toyooka is the founder of Catherine Coaches, a completely unique consulting business offering both confidential and professional dating and sex coaching assistance to individuals living in SIlicon Valley and San Francisco. Catherine is also the organizer of a monthly free meetup group called Flirting, Dating, and Sex Oh My! You can also check me out in person (no stalkers please!) at my Power Flirting Workshop at the Valencia Store location on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 from 8 to 10pm.